Should You Lie to Get Laid? We Think So!

What I’m about to say is not intended to be offensive. Unless you lead some sort of incredibly exciting lifestyle, you’re not sexy enough for women. Don’t take that the wrong way. After all, the same is true for me. My life is pretty boring. I work a 9-5 job, watch ballgames, take the occasional vacation, play a few video games, and go out to the bars with my friends once every couple of weeks.


Does my life seem thrilling to you? Probably not. So why would it seem exciting to women? Most people reading this have a similar lifestyle. Occasionally, I’ll do something crazy and exciting such as climbing a mountain or skydiving. But most days, I’m just your average ordinary guy. When I meet a woman, if I tell her exactly what my life consists of, she’ll think, “oh, so you’re just like every other guy I meet”. I’m an average guy with average looks and an average lifestyle. How could I possibly stand out to women by being honest about myself?

You meet a woman

You meet a woman

But doesn’t it say in the Bible, “Thou Shall Not Lie”?

I’m fairly certain most of our readers are not religious. Not too many religious folks are out looking to bang random skanks. But if you are religious, this post is probably not for you. I’m not going to be the guy that tells you to give your religion the middle finger. So if you do believe in being 100% honest because it’s against your religion, please do not lie about anything. I’d feel like a complete asshole if I turned God against you.

For those of you that are not overly religious (so, probably all of you), let’s take a look at the reasons you should lie…

  • Your lifestyle isn’t exciting enough to attract women with your personality (i.e. if you’re a boring guy, you better be blessed with amazing looks)
  • She’s probably lying to you about certain things.
  • Because you want to get laid!

    Your lifestyle to attract women with your personality

    Your lifestyle to attract women with your personality

Lying to women is sort of like getting back at them. Women lie so much it’s not even funny. Their face is a lie. I consider wearing makeup being dishonest. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind a woman with makeup on. I’m just saying that women that wear tons of makeup are hiding their true appearance. That’s lying. They also lie about their intentions, sexual history, etc. Women are very dishonest creatures, so why is it wrong that you lie to her about your lifestyle? It’s okay for her but not you?

How should you lie about your lifestyle? You need to make it believable. You can’t tell her you’re the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers and live in a $20 million home up on the hills. Tell her you’re a big-time gambler that frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker. Tell her you like to travel to exotic locations, go hunting, volunteer at a charity, etc. Make your lifestyle seem interesting, but believable and women will beg for your cock.

You can frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker

You can frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker