My Fling Website Profile Example That Drove Women Crazy

I need to put a disclaimer out there before showing you my profile. Please do NOT copy and paste this word for word. If too many people are copying it, you will get caught! Make a few minor changes to it so some chick doesn’t end up viewing the same profile twice. With that said, the following profile is an exact copy of one I have used on a few fling websites. As you know, I am all about creating a persona that is not necessarily me because I’m not interesting enough to attract women. So what you see in this profile isn’t exactly “me” – it’s my fling website personality. And it’s a similar personality that you should adopt because this profile is nails…

Description Section

“I’m not the type to beat around the bush. We’re all here for the same thing – sex. But that’s not the only thing on my mind. You see, there’s more to me than just being able to make a woman cum. Sure, that’s a skill every woman reading this desires in a man. But I want to actually get to know you OUTSIDE the bedroom before we make our way to my comfortable King Size bed located in my parents basement. Just kidding (not about the bed, however).

Your personality is as important to me as your boobs, booty, and legs. I may be one of those ‘different’ guys, but I get turned on by a woman that can make me laugh, will laugh at my stupid jokes, and actually is an interesting conversation. You’re going to have to talk your way into my bed. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking to discuss World Literature or challenge you to a Jeopardy duel. Although, if those things do interest you, I may oblige. But I do wish to find a woman that is as good with her mind as she is with her body.”

Your personality is as important to me as your boobs, booty, and legs

Your personality is as important to me as your boobs, booty, and legs

Interests Section

“If you asked every person that knows me what I like to do for fun, you’d get a different answer from each of them. I’m sure 90% of the profiles on here are of dudes that claim they are ‘outgoing’. To most of them, ‘outgoing’ consists of beer, bars, and video games. To me, ‘outgoing’ is my way of life. I really do have a plethora of interests. I’m all over the map, you could say.

My hobbies consist of everything from sex to mountain climbing to traveling with my crazy Uncle Mike to Europe (twice a year). Something about spending 2 weeks every 6 months getting wasted with Euros and my drunken Uncle is tons of fun. My biggest hobby is my job. It doesn’t consume my life by any means, but I very much enjoy what I do and wouldn’t change my occupation for anything right now. I don’t want to say it’s the job I dreamed of having when I was a kid, but I have no complaints. Oh, and I’m quite fond of satisfying women too!”

Sexual relationship

Sexual relationship