Graceful Exits: How to End a Date Without Being a Dick if She’s Not Your Type

I’ve been hooking up with chicks online for a few years. I couldn’t even estimate how many I have met. Out of the many different women I’ve gone on a fling date with, there have been 5 or 6 that really stood out in a bad way. In most of these cases, the problem was I just wasn’t physically attracted. Once or twice, the chick turned out to be a total psycho. Women work very hard to post pictures of themselves online that make them look like hot babes.


Because they only post their best photos taken in perfect lighting, you’re going to come across some that look way different offline. It’s part of the game. It sucks when it happens, but think of it this way. If you meet some chick at a bar when you have the Beer Goggles on, take her home and bang her, then find out the next day she has a giant nose and weighs 250 pounds, that’s how it feels to end up on a date with a chick that isn’t near as attractive offline as she was online. When this happens, you must gracefully plan your exit…

Hot babes

Hot babes

3 Potential Ways to Get Out Quickly Without Making it Obvious You’re Purposely Ditching Her

There’s no need to be a dick and tell her she’s fat and that you would need at least 12 beers to fuck her. Just come up with an exit plan that isn’t an obvious cop-out and move on with your life. Choose between one of these three options…

End a Date

End a Date

Grandma’s Sick: Tell her you have to go to the bathroom. While in the bathroom, text a friend to call you in 10 minutes. Tell this friend that he should act hysterical and inform you that your grandmother is in the hospital after having a heart attack. After he calls, let your date know you have to leave immediately. It’s simple and effective. She can’t possibly deny you the opportunity to go visit your “dying grandmother”, can she?

Work is Calling: This only works if you have the type of occupation – or have told her you have the type of occupation – that requires on-call service, or you are self-employed. Tell her that you have a client that needs a project completed right away or that your boss is calling. Let her know that you really enjoyed her company and can’t wait to see her again. Then never answer her texts again.

Just Not Feeling It: If you prefer being honest with her and you don’t think she’s the type to get offended, just tell her you’re not interested. Don’t tell her that you think she’s ugly and fat. Let her down easy. A simple, “hey, I’ve got to be honest with you, I’m just not feeling any chemistry here” works well. It’s truthful and non-offensive. If she asks you if it’s her looks, don’t say that it is. That’s very rude. You would be offended if a chick ditched you because of your looks.

 Just not feeling any chemistry

Just not feeling any chemistry