Characteristics of a PERFECT Fuck Buddy

I’ve been doing this for quite a while. I’ve met some great and not-so great women online. What I look for in a woman is someone that will be an enjoyable lay AND will keep coming back for more. I’ve gotten to the point where I can pretty much know whether or not that’s going to happen before ever getting into bed with her. Call it a natural instinct, if you will, but it’s a valuable skill to have.


The following characteristics weren’t written to try and convince you the type of woman you should be attracted to. They were written as way to list the specific characteristics that make for a perfect fuck buddy (regardless of height, weight, facial structure, skin tone, ethnicity, booty shape, etc.). The woman you choose to hookup with should possess ALL of these qualities…

You can make for a perfect fuck buddy

You can make for a perfect fuck buddy

You find her physically attractive

This is #1. We men are visual creatures. I’m not going to tell you what you should look for physically in a woman because we all have different tastes. Personally, I go for shorter women that have a nice, curvy ass, brown hair, and tan skin. That’s what I’m attracted to.

You find women physically attractive & hot

You find women physically attractive & hot

She lives within a short driving distance

I’ve hooked up with a few women that lived far away. They were mostly great gals and decent lays. But it’s hard to get it when you want it if she doesn’t live nearby. Plus, it becomes expensive to have to travel to see her. Look for women within a 30 minute drive or a woman that has no problem coming to see you when you need it.

You do NOT have conflicting schedules

Compatibility and proximity really doesn’t matter if your schedules are conflicting. If she’s working 8-5 and you’re working the night shift, when will you have time to get together? Find a woman that works the same hours as you and doesn’t have 5 kids at home to raise.

You are into the same things sexually

It’s very important to be compatible sexually, which means just physical attraction isn’t enough. Favoring the same positions, knowing how to get each other off without extra effort, and sharing the same fetishes and fantasies leads to good sexual chemistry.

Looking for fantasies leads to good sexual chemistry

Looking for fantasies leads to good sexual chemistry

She’s looking for something long-term, but not a relationship

I don’t do one-night stands anymore. They’re pointless. If I’m chatting with a girl online that is only looking for a quick fuck, I stop talking to her. I want a woman that’s going to be regularly available for me so that I don’t always have to be on the lookout for someone to fuck. I want to be able to call her up, tell her I’m horny, and have her come over right then.

Coming to Grips With Reality: The REAL Reasons You Aren’t Getting Laid

The fact of the matter is I used to be really bad with women. I went extended periods of time without getting laid and used every excuse in the books. However, the excuses I made were nothing but a bunch of bullshit. I wasn’t getting laid because I sucked with women and not because I wasn’t Prince Charming or wealthy. When guys aren’t getting laid, they look for excuses. It can’t possibly be your own fault, can it? You were just born unlucky, right? WRONG!

You can control how often you get laid and by how attractive the women are. You may have a low percentage chance of banging the absolute hottest women in town, but there’s NO reason you can’t get with some very attractive ladies. I don’t need to see a picture of you or look at a copy of your bank statement. You have the tools to get laid. But before you can learn those tools, you must come to grips with the REAL reasons chicks aren’t begging for your cock. Read through this list of reasons. Chances are you’re making AT LEAST one of these mistakes…

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Find more Hottest women

You seem too nice

Women just aren’t attracted to overly nice guys. They don’t fantasize about fucking someone they can push around. They want a strong man that stands up for himself because they find that sex. A nice guy represents a weak man. A weak man represents a lame ass in bed.

You can  find that sex

You can find that sex

You’re not attractive

This is where most guys fail with women. You have to be attractive in some way for a woman to want to fuck you. There has to be something sexy about you physically. It may be a handsome face (if you’re lucky). It could be a well toned body (start working out). Or it could be a well-dressed man (improve your wardrobe). Most women don’t need the perfect looking man. They just want someone that has something physically to offer. And for each woman, that something is different.

You have horrible B.O.

If you smell like shit, even the fat chicks won’t want to fuck you. A man that smells nice is very sexy. Women love cologne – just not too much of it. You don’t have to spend a lot for decent cologne. You can get some cheaper bottles of cologne for reasonable prices. And make sure you shower, put on deodorant and brush your teeth before a date. No woman will want to kiss you if your breath smells like dog shit.

You seem to easily attainable

Women love a challenge. You need to make it seem like you have other options even if you really don’t. Women are attracted to men that other women find attractive. Don’t make her think you’re a manwhore, however. Just convince her that she’s not your only option. So don’t always be available to her when she calls or texts. Don’t always respond right away to her texts and emails. Responding instantly makes you appear to have nothing else going on in your life. That’s not attractive.

Women are attracted to men that other women find attractive

Women are attracted to men that other women find attractive

Unleash Her Wild Side: Tips for Kink Elicitation a la Christian Grey

If you’ve ever read the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” – and chances are you haven’t since you’re a heterosexual male – ah…who am I kidding? My readers haven’t read this book. And neither have I! If you have, my apologies, I’m not trying to insult you. But this book is not so popular amongst the male species. It is, however, one of the most popular relationship based fiction novels with the ladies.


I haven’t read the book because I’m not a chick, but I have done some research on the book by speaking to a couple of female friends and Wikipedia. The reason I researched “Fifty Shades of Grey” is because, well…I like sex. And I know that women fantasize about banging Christian Grey – the main character in the book. Therefore, I wanted to get to know everything about Christian Grey so I could duplicate his strategy for getting women. I’m just not going to read the fucking book…under any circumstances.

Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey

Who is Christian Grey and Why do You Need to Know?

Who is Christian Grey?: Christian Grey is a fictional character in “Fifty Shades of Grey”. He’s smooth with the ladies and knows how to charm the hell out of a woman. He’s exceptional between the sheets. He’s a successful, attractive man that every woman wants to be with.

Why should you give a shit about Christian Grey?: Making women think of you in the way they think of the character Christian Grey will make it easy for you to get laid. For example, I know how to talk to women and have convinced them I’m very successful. They want me because of those reasons, not because of my looks. Or, should I say, my LACK of great looks.

Christian Grey

Christian Grey

How the Christian Grey Persona Will Bring Out Her Wild Side

Women are reserved with men they don’t find interesting. You have to get her to open, which is possible by becoming “Christian Grey”. If Christian Grey were a real person, women would be willing to tell him ANYTHING. If you want to bring out her kinky side, she must feel comfortable talking to you. Women don’t advertise their sexual desires with just any guy they meet. They have to trust you first and feel comfortable around you.

Be smooth when you talk to her. Smile and look her in the eyes when she’s talking. Don’t be afraid to make light physical contact if you’re out on a date. And most of all, charm her with your witty sense of humor. I know you have it, you just have to bring it out. Christian Grey is a charming, successful man that knows how to get a woman to talk about her sexual desires. Become Christian Grey and women will say and do anything you want them to.

Sexual desires with just any guy they meet on a date

Sexual desires with just any guy they meet on a date

Should You Lie to Get Laid? We Think So!

What I’m about to say is not intended to be offensive. Unless you lead some sort of incredibly exciting lifestyle, you’re not sexy enough for women. Don’t take that the wrong way. After all, the same is true for me. My life is pretty boring. I work a 9-5 job, watch ballgames, take the occasional vacation, play a few video games, and go out to the bars with my friends once every couple of weeks.


Does my life seem thrilling to you? Probably not. So why would it seem exciting to women? Most people reading this have a similar lifestyle. Occasionally, I’ll do something crazy and exciting such as climbing a mountain or skydiving. But most days, I’m just your average ordinary guy. When I meet a woman, if I tell her exactly what my life consists of, she’ll think, “oh, so you’re just like every other guy I meet”. I’m an average guy with average looks and an average lifestyle. How could I possibly stand out to women by being honest about myself?

You meet a woman

You meet a woman

But doesn’t it say in the Bible, “Thou Shall Not Lie”?

I’m fairly certain most of our readers are not religious. Not too many religious folks are out looking to bang random skanks. But if you are religious, this post is probably not for you. I’m not going to be the guy that tells you to give your religion the middle finger. So if you do believe in being 100% honest because it’s against your religion, please do not lie about anything. I’d feel like a complete asshole if I turned God against you.

For those of you that are not overly religious (so, probably all of you), let’s take a look at the reasons you should lie…

  • Your lifestyle isn’t exciting enough to attract women with your personality (i.e. if you’re a boring guy, you better be blessed with amazing looks)
  • She’s probably lying to you about certain things.
  • Because you want to get laid!

    Your lifestyle to attract women with your personality

    Your lifestyle to attract women with your personality

Lying to women is sort of like getting back at them. Women lie so much it’s not even funny. Their face is a lie. I consider wearing makeup being dishonest. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind a woman with makeup on. I’m just saying that women that wear tons of makeup are hiding their true appearance. That’s lying. They also lie about their intentions, sexual history, etc. Women are very dishonest creatures, so why is it wrong that you lie to her about your lifestyle? It’s okay for her but not you?

How should you lie about your lifestyle? You need to make it believable. You can’t tell her you’re the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers and live in a $20 million home up on the hills. Tell her you’re a big-time gambler that frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker. Tell her you like to travel to exotic locations, go hunting, volunteer at a charity, etc. Make your lifestyle seem interesting, but believable and women will beg for your cock.

You can frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker

You can frequently travels to Las Vegas or Atlantic City to play poker